Rules to Prom:
1- If you have the same dress.. you can’t sit with us.
2- If you cut all your hair of and claim to be a British man… you can’t sit with us.
3- If you don’t go here… you can’t sit with us.
4- If anyone’s boobs start to get the feeling it may be raining (No less than 50%) inform the rest of the girls at your table.. Let’s not risk a makeup/hair malfunction.
5- Try not to smell like a baby prostitute.
6- If prom falls on a Wednesday.. you better wear pink.
7- If you bring Kevin G to prom.. please do not let him onto our party bus.. No one wants him to sneak past the door and make love on the bathroom floor.
8- No hot dogs will be served at prom (We don’t need another Amber D’Alessio repeat)
9- No one’s asking anyone why they’re white.. God Karen. 
10- Everyone is to lay off the Kalteen bars until the after prom party.

Sincerely, Coach Carr.